- A man in a perfectly tailored suit
- A man fixing something in the house
- A man playing a sport, and winning (video games don’t count)
- A man helping move your shit, especially into his house
- A man cooking dinner for you; especially over a hot grill
- A man who knows what he’s doing in the following scenarios: fighting, changing a tire, building a fire, cunnilingus
- A man freshly showered, towel around his waist, six-pack glistening
- A man proudly introducing you to his best friend
- A man who insists on paying
- A man holding any of the following: ball, drill, rose, puppy, baby, diamond ring